ha ha fucker- here’s the deal. My friend S? I really did sleep with him- like 20 years ago when we were 15. But I don’t tell you because your a f****** faggo jealous freak and would probably strangle me if you knew. BUT I only lied because of the jealous insecure F** that you are. Nothing would happen now. NOTHING. EVER. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS EVER. WE WERE KIDS. WE PUT THE PAST BEHIND US AND NOW WE’RE FRIENDS. But you? You’d never understand because you’re a p**** mama’s boy. And besides, you get to keep in touch with any and all women YOU’VE fucked. So I don’t know what your problem is other than YOU know that the only reason you stay in touch with them is for the prospect of f****** them again. So then, why else would S want to keep in touch with ME for right when that’s the only reason you keep in touch with your exes. You’re a f****** pig.
Well, here’s the deal again. I’m starting to hate you and actually can’t wait to be free of you. You’re a crybaby. A self centered 4 year old stuck in a grown man’s body. AND I HATE YOU. Thanks for being a great big d*** over the last two years. Helped me realize how AWESOME I am on my own
