Are you looking for an apology? Well, here it is:

I’m sorry I’m not as smart as everyone else, I’m sorry I’m still somewhat inexperienced, and I’m sorry that I don’t remember every single f****** detail of every single f****** conversation I’ve ever had about every single f****** thing I’ve ever worked on.

Maybe you’re not trying to be mean. Maybe it’s as simple as the fact that you’re about as subtle as a condescending f****** badger going through a damn menstrual cycle.

Boy, life sure doesn’t spare one f****** expense in letting you know who you can always go to in order to feel like a f****** inadequate moron.

Yes, I said “f******” a lot. Why don’t you count how many times and let me know? Thanks.