Dear A:

After all the annoying things you’ve said and done; after witnessing you act like a douche-bag; after debating with you, sometimes in a subtle way, on issues that only YOU like talking about; after about 4 years of dealing with you and talking s*** about you behind your back. Even after a close friend and coworker actually told you my secret concerning you…..I STILL want to F*** your brains out. And for some strange reason, I think you’d be fun in bed.

– I