If you don’t have any friends , maybe you’re the problem , not everyone else. You desperately want to have friends , don’t you ? But just like relationships- not everyone is the one – friendship is the same. We don’t have the same interests , values, goals , goddamn it , not even intelligence level.

I want intellectual and/or artistic discussions and debates. You… Jack Frost and Frozen. We’re not in the same division.

You boast a lot and a lot and alot . Probably that’s why you dont have friends. I don’t mind if you do that . I mean , Tony Stark is extremely arrogant . But you forgot the fact that he’s a genius , unlike you. What makes his boasting interesting is the humor and knowledge he possess . Again, you have neither. HUMOR , MATE, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HUMOUR IS ?

And you’re mean , too . Not in the funny (HUMOR!) , sarcastic , witty way , but in the most common form there could possibly be . Saying I’m bad at it ? Ok , we’ll settle it later . But insulting my friends ? You’ve crossed the line . But I don’t suppose you had it coming considering your incredibly low IQ .

You think that by lowering everyone else down , you’ll be above them . Sorry to say You don’t have what it takes . We busted you with just one line . So you say you speak French ? Ok , ” Qu’est qu’il y a avec ta tete ? ” You froze. You speak Chinese too ? Also Japanese ? Why didnt you answer ? You obviously know it , right ?

See, in order to prove that you’re good at something, you’ve got to actually be good at it . You’re trying too hard to impress us . What, you thought we’re gonna open our eyes wide and kneel in admiration ? You thought we’re gonna be a gamg, with you in the center ? Unfortunately , we’re ( and apparently everyone whom you said ” dont want to be friends with you”) smarter than you .

Look , I don’t hate you . I really dont. Maybe you’ve got a hidden talent or personality or some s*** . Maybe you’ll be the main character in your YA novel . But you’re no one in mine. I just don’t respect you.