I really wanna screw this guy, but he's a virgin and in a relationship. He kisses me and like second base stuff and I know it's wrong but holy shit he

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I really wanna screw this guy, but he’s a virgin and in a relationship. He kisses me and like second base stuff and I know it’s wrong but holy s*** he makes me so damned hot.
I wish he was here right now.

New Confession

Walked around a corner into an alley near Calle Ocho today and who do I see but that little 5 foot 5 hairy runt of a Jew Corvallus Bronson Winslow aka CORVO Breed bent over for a pack of Venezuelan buggarones.

He kept screaming “NO SE RECHAZA NINGUNA CARGA” or NO LOADS REFUSED in Spanish. He saw me walk by and looked embarrassed then grabbed his cheeks and started wilding out to the tempo of the buggarone pumping away behind him.

Sick guy.

The Hallisonian

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