I spent most of last week spying on apartment residents opposite my hotel window. I watched one guy jerking off, saw a woman getting naked before bed… disappointingly no shagging, most people just seemed lonely and attached to their phones / tablets. One chunky woman was a bit OCD about applying moisturiser to her arms, legs, feet.

To offset any small feelings of guilt about this, I masturbated with the curtains wide open… in case anyone on the other side wanted to get some kicks.