I got my first b**** when I was eight and I didn’t know what was happening so I was touching it in the bathroom trying to get it to stop doing whatever it was doing and it felt good of course. You probably think this is a story of self-discovery/first time m***********. Kinda. Well, I remembered how this happened to my dog and how he tried to shove it in the cat once and my mother freaked out. Well, I decided since I was smaller than the dog (I was scrawny as hell and we had a huge a** Great Dane), I needed something smaller than the cat. I probably would have fucked my hamster to death if my older sister hadn’t walked into my room (where the hamster is) to get her headphones back.