I hate his girlfriend. I hate everything about her. Her tiny f****** pointy a** t******, her perfect f****** legs, and her ugly acne ridden face. Her nasally stupid voice makes me want to slap the s*** out of her and my god if I have to give up my time playing video games again just so she can show off and complain about her body out loud I’m going to smash a beer can over her stupid trashy face. Jersey Shore is f****** over you stupid Guido b****, you can stop tanning and being a sleaze at the bar now. Nobody cares how many shots you can swallow, nobody cares how much you hate your job (because you got fired for something you could have easily fixed), and nobody likes your stupid voice. You’re not a f****** artist either. You’re just a stupid little b**** who got lost in the arts and crafts aisle of WalMart and thinks its “cute” to be perceived as artsy. Your boyfriend deserves better. Come back when you learn how to live without your f****** mommy and daddy holding your stupid hands you pampered b****. I bet she has no idea how to properly do anything except s*** d*** and chug brewskies.