This jackass musician in my town who regularly performs in a banana suit is crying like a baby because someone wanted to pay him to show up at an event in his banana suit. It’s f****** hilarious! He’s mad that someone is aware of his schtick.

My friends are all, “poor baby” and pushing n****** in his mouth, patting his b*** to see if his diaper’s full and I just want someone else to tell him to stop being such a t**** baby.