I’m having a really hard time pooping right now. I’ve been on the toilet for and hour now, making sure to flush so it won’t stink so bad. I had eaten a lot of spicy food today so I knew it was going to be a big one. I brought my computer in the pass he time. My a*** is really burning. I’m afraid that if i push any harder I’ll destroy my a*** forever. I ended up rocking myself back in forth in pain singing Arin’s P**** Song from Game Grumps and it actually helps. I want to share this with people without embarrassing myself (as i am a virgin girl hoping to get laid one day) Tat when yuo have trouble pooping, try singing a song to relax your a***.