Am 27 m. Over the weekend went clubbing with a friend. He scored early on and left with her. I wasn’t having any luck. Was getting close to 2 a.m. and nothing. Was looking around and saw this woman sitting in a corner alone. She appeared to be late forties, not anything special, a bit chubby. Apparently her friend left with someone and she was alone. Started talking to her and got an invite to her place for coffee. Well, wasn’t long before we were making her bed squeak wildly The old gal still had plenty of life left in her. It was rather nice for being a last choice effort.