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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? “A little horse!”
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
What did the barista say to her boyfriend? “I love you a latte.”
What did the romantic baker say to his dough? “I knead you.”
Why did the strawberry cry? Because it found itself in a bit of a jam!
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Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.