It’s great that you think I’m gorgeous and you want to f*** me. But the truth is, it would be way more flattering if I could make you fall for me. I have a feeling if I agreed to meet up with you and I didn’t let you f*** me, just maybe maybe your f*** fantasy would develop into a little more. After all, you’ve not had a converstation with me face to face since we were teenagers. Now I’m about to be 29 and you’re about to be 30.