I know someone who used to be really funny to me, and creative; until I realized she was…serious. She ACTUALLY believes she is a vampire mixed with a witch, and says she lives off of the canker sores in her mouth…(creeeepy !!!!!) She TALKS to her finger…legitimately. And ARGUES with it. She’s in HIGH SCHOOL. When she got found out by some popular butthead girls, they made fun of her all through PE, asking her why she didn’t run really fast (as if she were a twilight fairy. ) and I felt really bad about it, because she cried through 99% of lunch; while the popular dumdums came by and apologized. But then at the last moment I told her lunch was almost over, and she pretended she had faked all the crying and shouted about how happy she was. (in some ways I felt that she must’ve been really embarrassed, but also…really creepy !!!!!) And there’s all the guys she’s ever dated…at first they all seemed different, but then I noticed a pattern. They were all kind of pathetic! One of them was just weird and behaved like some kind of a bird, and just, sort of, stupid; for obvious reasons, this weird kid, who perched on his desk during class and chewed on paper in 6th grade, was the least attractive person possible, all the way through middle school. Then the second was just desperate and a load of made up chivalry. He thrived on this stupid made up reputation that he was all about love, and all those pretty words that people misuse to look so pure and great. But to be honest, he’d date ANYONE he knew. Then the third… wow…this has got to be the biggest mistake she’s ever made! This guy was … not…all there. He was on the edge of mental retardation, and you could tell it; his face was very disproportional, his head was abnormally small, and he walked very strangely. But on top of that he was (hasn’t died…YET, has attempted) SUICIDAL, and after they broke up she ended up feeling trapped because he kept threatening to commit suicide without her. (he’s also just a general loser, who memorizes every line of every episode of every season of psyche. And very desperate, planned to ask me out, and basically all my friends, until one said yes. I. Don’t. Care. He’s just..no.) they’ve gone in out of being a relationship countless times, sometimes thrice a week! (it’s so stupid. I asked her why, she took me aside where no one could hear and said she was just trying to keep him alive. I asked HIM why, and he lied that he was just going along with what she wanted. I honestly think he’s going to keep trying to kill himself without her, partially because he’s mentally confused and really depressed, and partially so he can get some from her because no one would have the true intentions to do that with him. I think they’re both pretty doomed in life, because of each other. And THAT, ladies and gents, is why I’m no long this creepy girl’s friend.