The Life of a Male College Student

So many sluts
With so many butts
Which ones should I f***
Which ones will s*** (my p****)
Which will just tease
And which will really make me wheeze (with effort)
Which have clits
And which actually have dicks

So much gluteus
Up in dat maximus
Very jiggle
Wowe (WOULD PRESS THOSE CHEEKS TO MY FACE FOREVER, HNNNNNGGGG!!!)