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I just made a massive caca in my pants haha.
-Poop Boy 416.

New Confession

Mix one heaped teaspoon of salt in a mug of warm water. Go into your bathroom and swallow two mouthfuls to sort out anything which has got down there, then cup a hand, pour some of the mix into your cupped hand and sniff or snort the remaining mugful up your nose, in stages until all is gone. If you have a burning sensation you have a virus and the salt water is killing the virus infection in your head. It will burn for a few minutes (but won’t hurt you otherwise) and then the pain will go away, so when it does, take some toilet paper off the toilet roll and blow your nose out in it, then flush that away, washing your hands afterwards. Do this simple cure 3 times a day, or more often for a quicker result, until when you flush, it feels like you are flushing with plain water and no pain is felt – job done. The salt water goes throughout your nasal passages, behind your eyes, ears, brain bulb brain stem – where for my money, Long Covid likes to stay and when you get an infection in your head, there is nothing to stop it becoming, for the sake of example, Covid, the disease, which flows down into your body in the one liter of snot or mucus our head produces daily, the engine oil of your body – if flows down the back of your neck unnoticed because it is and always has been a lifetime thing – the top of your throat is at a point half way up your ears and not at mouth level, as you will quickly discover with my free salt water cure. I’ve never had a vaccine because I’ve never needed one, in other words, why reinvent the wheel when you have an unbeatable wheel to run with, in the first place? Just because it is free does NOT mean it can’t be much good, it is free because no matter where you are and how poor you are, you can use it to save your life from ANY airborne virus where there are only 2 ways to infect a body, by virus or by bite or injection.

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