I have a friend who thinks that she’s somehow some psychologist/politician/mindset coach.

If you forget things or you just can’t seem to concentrate, you have ADHD, if you don’t agree with her, and you call her out on the things that she’s trying to confront you about, you’re “manipulative” or “Narcissistic.”

Then I finally looked at her. Like really looked at her. I’ve never taken her advice to heart because who can really take someone who makes their zodiak sign their way of life.

No Beccky, just because you’re a Taurus, it does not make you stubborn, you’re stubborn on your own. No, just because that Aries is standing up for herself that does not make it a “Horoscope” trait, she’s f****** sick and tired of your b*******.

Her grasp on politics is as deep as a puddle in the middle of the street. (Do not get me started there)

Then she tried to “fix” my “poor mental health.” By fixing that she tried to fix my realism. I look at things realistically. She likes to use optimism for the dumbest of things and our arguments are just her forcing her thought process on other people. Then she speaks loudly as if that makes her words fact.

No girl, you’re not just wrong, you’re loud and wrong on so many levels it’s not cute anymore.