My meaty cucumber in your b** tonight
For F*CKSAKES! Got my Santa suit all soaked going to work this morning in the rain 🌧 Now I smell like mold, must, and alcohol. Good thing I’ve got this bottle of whiskey to sip on while I work
Mall Santa Claus FML
Telling me I was wasting my time trying to get you to communicate with me will go down as your biggest bonehead move. You owe me a conversation. And not on here. Email or discord. Or in person.
