I am married to a woman who is lazy and does nothing around the house. Since we have been married she has gained 100 lbs and looks like a beached whale. Almost 2 years ago she discovered that I had been involved in 2 affairs. One with an e***** and the other with an ex-girlfriend.

Since that time, I have been very careful about my computer activity. I have had 6 different affairs with escorts. All of them were out of spite. I have had an 8 month on-going affair with a woman I met through an on-line dating service. We meet 3 times per week for s**. She is gorgeous, and very open s*******. My wife doesn’t know because I go into work early everyday and leave late and meet the mistress over a long lunch.

The only reason I haven’t left my wife is because of our son.

Last secret – I was let go from my company about 3 months ago because business was slow. During my 3 years of employment with the company as the manager, I was able to falsify my expense reports for over $25,000…all of the money used for s***** escapades.

I dream of going to a resort in Venezula for a week and having a lot of s** with women at the resort.