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I was at the reception at the sports centre I use setting up a memberships for my sister, when an extremely craggy man storms out of the changing facilities pointing at staff members and demanding toilet paper for one of the changing room toilets.
Side note – I understand toilet paper is a necessity. But this guys manner is totally unreasonable.
The man I was talking to at reception says something through his walkie-talkie, and assures the man that someone will be there ASAP to get him his toilet paper.
Meanwhile, another customer is ordering a slushie from the cafe at reception, and another member of staff stands up to ask –
“Small or large?”
Toilet paper man steps in, not seeing the slushie customer –
“Large toilet paper, what sort of question is that? Do you want to see the size of my s***?”
He quickly realises his mistake as the staff member at the slushie machine points to the other customer and storms off, hopefully to flush his turd down the toilet. Raincandy-Angel

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