I was at the reception at the sports centre I use setting up a memberships for my sister, when an extremely craggy man storms out of the changing

2 months

26 Views

I was at the reception at the sports centre I use setting up a memberships for my sister, when an extremely craggy man storms out of the changing facilities pointing at staff members and demanding toilet paper for one of the changing room toilets.
Side note – I understand toilet paper is a necessity. But this guys manner is totally unreasonable.
The man I was talking to at reception says something through his walkie-talkie, and assures the man that someone will be there ASAP to get him his toilet paper.
Meanwhile, another customer is ordering a slushie from the cafe at reception, and another member of staff stands up to ask –
“Small or large?”
Toilet paper man steps in, not seeing the slushie customer –
“Large toilet paper, what sort of question is that? Do you want to see the size of my s***?”
He quickly realises his mistake as the staff member at the slushie machine points to the other customer and storms off, hopefully to flush his turd down the toilet. Raincandy-Angel

New Confession

There’s nothing like a girl’s TAMPON shoved up a boy’s a s s .
He’ll get erect as it goes in. He’ll wiggle and squirm as his balls shake back and forth and his stiffened shaft wobbles.

Tampon Tim puts those tampon dispensers in the boys’ bathroom for a reason.

Related Confessions

Caitlyn Clark portrays is “very aware”. She knows what she is required to say. There is a lot of racism in the NBA against Whites and against her. Of course there is no “White Privilege” anywhere. It s the opposite.

The Jewish slave traders bought prisoners in bulk from the African tribal chiefs. The weak did not survive the voyage.

The Plantation owners used selective breeding to increase the muscle strength of the slaves. Selective breeding has long been used to obtain the desired traits.