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[Setting: Scyther stands at a podium in a bustling town square, surrounded by supporters holding signs that read “Scyther for President.” The air is charged with anticipation as Scyther prepares to address the crowd.]

Scyther:
“My fellow Eternians, today I stand before you not just as a candidate for president, but as someone who understands the challenges we face as a society. There have been voices raised, questioning my qualifications and abilities due to the unique nature of my arms. Let me address these concerns head-on.

First and foremost, my swords for arms do not define me as a leader or as a person. They are a part of who I am, yes, but they do not diminish my commitment to serving Eternia with integrity and compassion. Throughout my life, I have faced adversity and prejudice, yet I have always persevered, striving to make a positive impact on our community.

To those who suggest that my physical appearance makes me unfit for the presidency, I say this: leadership is not about conforming to narrow stereotypes or outdated norms. It is about vision, integrity, and the ability to bring people together toward a common purpose. My campaign is built on a platform of inclusivity, justice, and progress for all Eternians, regardless of their differences.

I am qualified to lead because I understand the issues that matter most to our citizens. I am committed to revitalizing our economy, ensuring access to quality healthcare, protecting our environment, and promoting equality and justice. These are not just campaign promises; they are principles that guide every decision I make.

Furthermore, my swords for arms do not preclude me from fulfilling the duties of the presidency. On the contrary, they have taught me resilience, adaptability, and the importance of empathy. As president, I will use these experiences to advocate for policies that uplift all Eternians and create a society where everyone can thrive.

In closing, I ask you to judge me not by the shape of my arms, but by the content of my character and the strength of my convictions. Together, we can build a brighter future for Eternia, one where diversity is celebrated, and every voice is heard. Thank you.”

[The crowd erupts into applause and cheers, showing their support for Scyther’s impassioned defense of his candidacy.]

New Confession

Last night my parents had a dinner party for some of their friends. Usually they are lame and I do something to get out of the house. I was out with friends and when I got home I was surprised how many people were still here. I said hello to everyone and went upstairs to my room. About 10 minutes later one of my parents friends came into my room. I’ve known him and his wife since as long as I can remember but was still very surprised when he just walked into my room. He was drunk and rambling and I was just being the polite girl I always am when he grabbed my arm which surprised me. He pulled me down to the floor and unzipped his pants before I like even realized what was going on. Then I saw it. He was bigger than anyone I’ve ever seen. He was uncut which I’ve only seen one other time and he was really hairy. I went from being scared to turned on and when he put his hand on my head he didn’t have to do much. I took him in my mouth and he grew. Like the biggest guy I’ve ever been with by a lot. He started talking dirty calling me names and it just made me hotter. He finished in my mouth and it was like a gallon. I had to swallow like five or six times to get it all. I was looking up at him sort of in shock when he slapped my face with it and told me I did a good job. Then he zipped up and walked out. I went downstairs like a half hour later and people were leaving including him. His wife hugged me as they were leaving. I could literally still taste her husband in my mouth as his wife hugged me. I just woke up this morning and it’s all I can think about.

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