strong bad was like walking down the street one day and he saw this cool guy in a cape and mask and was like "woah thats batman" batman turned around and

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strong bad was like walking down the street one day and he saw this cool guy in a cape and mask and was like “woah thats batman” batman turned around and said “yes it is i batman” strong bad was like “cool dude lets get married” and batman said “ok”

so they went to the wedding place and got married but the priest was like “do you take this man” and strong bad was like “heck yes” and then batman said “yup” and they kissed it was so romantic everyone cried even strong sad who usually never cries

after the wedding they moved into the batcave and strong bad was like “this place is awesome” and batman was like “yeah check out the batcomputer” so strong bad started typing emails on the batcomputer and it was super cool

then one day joker showed up and was like “haha you guys cant stop me” but strong bad and batman teamed up and punched joker in the face and he fell down and said “ouch” and ran away

they lived happily ever after fighting crime and being awesome together the end

New Confession

Last night my parents had a dinner party for some of their friends. Usually they are lame and I do something to get out of the house. I was out with friends and when I got home I was surprised how many people were still here. I said hello to everyone and went upstairs to my room. About 10 minutes later one of my parents friends came into my room. I’ve known him and his wife since as long as I can remember but was still very surprised when he just walked into my room. He was drunk and rambling and I was just being the polite girl I always am when he grabbed my arm which surprised me. He pulled me down to the floor and unzipped his pants before I like even realized what was going on. Then I saw it. He was bigger than anyone I’ve ever seen. He was uncut which I’ve only seen one other time and he was really hairy. I went from being scared to turned on and when he put his hand on my head he didn’t have to do much. I took him in my mouth and he grew. Like the biggest guy I’ve ever been with by a lot. He started talking dirty calling me names and it just made me hotter. He finished in my mouth and it was like a gallon. I had to swallow like five or six times to get it all. I was looking up at him sort of in shock when he slapped my face with it and told me I did a good job. Then he zipped up and walked out. I went downstairs like a half hour later and people were leaving including him. His wife hugged me as they were leaving. I could literally still taste her husband in my mouth as his wife hugged me. I just woke up this morning and it’s all I can think about.

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Dear old man,

I cannot tell you what you did to me and how you broke your word to my mother in her last days of her life. You, sir, are a real insult in my presence and what you did you left me hanging to dry without paying a dime to me. I am angry, hurt and disappointed to you and your actions led you to be greedy and not doing what you promised to me. Mom would be angry and sorely disappointed in you. You have brought shame to me and my family. I don’t know if I will forgive you for what you did and sometimes in the near future you are going to make your amends with me and set things right. You won’t hear from me anytime soon and unless you make things right with me don’t bother calling me. That’s all I have to say to you, you thief!