I tell people I know that my p**** is only 3 and a half inches, but only because I want to see their reactions
Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
-Optimus Prime.
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