MIAMI- Three Florida men were taken into custody early Monday morning after pulling off a brazen robbery of the Miami Sperm Bank. The three men,

MIAMI— Three Florida men were taken into custody early Monday morning after pulling off a brazen robbery of the Miami Sperm Bank.

The three men, Corvallus Bronson Winslow, Jay Zaljous and Juan Acokenmyaz were found in an alley a few blocks away drinking the contents of their heist.

Hate crime charges are being considered against Bronson Winslow since he reportedly targeted African American deposits only.

During a press conference a pasty faced Winslow claimed addiction led to his crimes, shouting “IM ADDICTED TO N***** NUTS!” before being dragged off by sheriff’s deputy.

Winslow’s attorney Roberto Hamburguesa says he plans to fight the charges.

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