the queen kept sending the wrong men to me when i was a child expecting me to give out to old farts and the spastic dog has never stopped at it... she has

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the queen kept sending the wrong men to me when i was a child expecting me to give out to old farts and the s****** dog has never stopped at it… she has a mental problem

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I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.

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You ruined everything. Make it right.