My Girlfriend is quite shy a bit prim and proper, lets just say the honeymoon period is over and our infrequent s** has become boring and stale.

I’d love her to dress up like a s***, red lipstick black nail varnish heavy black mascara k**** silk blouse secretary killer heels the whole lot.

I’m afraid to ask or suggest anything in case it offends her but if she said no I wouldn’t blame her. I refuse to marry her and she’s desperate to get married. She knows where the door is.