I s*** at s**, and I wish my wife would just find someone else to take care of her needs. We have over 16 inches of height difference between us, which limits some of the positions we can do.
If we’re face-to-face, her face is actually in my chest, which she hates. If we’re trying doggy-style, I come in at an awkward angle, and it hurts her. I don’t like guy-on-top style, because I can’t see her at all then, plus it hurts my back and I’m focusing too much on trying to get it right than actually enjoying the act. Plus I feel like I am crushing her.
So for the last four years, we’ve only done it one way – woman on top. She claims she likes it that way, but I know she is disappointed. I know she is only saying she likes it that way because she knows there isn’t really an alternative.
We have very young children, so it’s rare that we have time and are in the mood for s** anyway. When the stars align and we do get a chance, it’s always the same – 15 minutes or so of her on top of me. She orgasms within about three minutes, then just rides me until I am done. It takes me a long time to finish (too much m***********, I suspect).
I would be totally fine with her finding another guy to do the things with her that I cannot.
