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Oh yeah, I need to make a correction from yesterday, as an STP fan, a true fan from the start, regardless of any flack I may have taken, they were not like any other hand, they definitely weren’t Pearl Jam, if anything they were most like Alice In Chains (On Core) and I don’t think it was intentional.

But the last Album was not No. 4 it was the forgettable (to me) Shanglila(something or other di-da?) and it’s not bad, Days Of The Week was a melodic rock song with a good groove. That was at a time when music for me was becoming less of an obsession, and I was concentrating on other things that were more practical to life. I cod listen to s*** I would not have in the past. Easy rock stations, pop, modern past, and not really judge it because I didn’t really care, but No. 5 ain’t the other 4 albums. Tiny Songs Tales From A Vatican Gift Shop (3rd album) was also not the greatest, it has its moments, Big Bang Baby is cool. It felt 70’s, it looked 70’s in the video. it has its moments I guess, Core and No 4 was great IMO. I bought that cassette intentionally to bring with me when I went on 800 km journeys to auto auctions with my uncle. I’d drive the car back home and usually there was a cassette deck. More often than a CD player and USB was unheard of in a vehicle. So I bought my last tapes for than reason. I had a genuine Sony Walkman at the time too. It was high quality and cassette tape tech was as good as it could be right then for like $30. It was like Dark Metallic Blue, small, compact. The format was dying, last breaths it was dying. I bought those tapes it was literally some of the last tapes in the record store it was crazy small space of the store. Wicked driving album. It’s easy hear and Scott Weiland was going through s*** with a relationship done. Gone. He’s pissed at his ex at times (You’re just a little b**** I cared about “S** And Violence”) but then he’s next song he’s approaching it different toned down. It’s a roller coaster ride. On top of all the other s***, drugs. The band rocks. I dig that style of rock. Awesome musicians.

New Confession

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!
The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.

It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:

4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.

Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice

Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?

Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.

Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.

A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.

This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.

In conclusion:

Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.

Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.

Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us?
Leo spitz
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