I just took such a massive dump, I had to squat over the toilet and pick it out with my hands to allow it to fit through my asshole. There was no way it

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I just took such a massive dump, I had to squat over the toilet and pick it out with my hands to allow it to fit through my a******. There was no way it was coming out otherwise. I’ve never seen anything so big come out my a**. Now my hands are clean but my a** is sore as f***. So gross. Ever had that happen to you before?

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there shall be no knifing anybody!!!

everyone knows whos in charge.

thor ragnorak

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