P.s. next time you call my private cell phone number from a local number, say hi instead of hanging up.
I wish I got pregnant by someone other than my fiancé.
This is one of my latest fantasies, including ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ with my (non-existent) brother.
Do you seriously want to kill yourself just because you got that drunk? Don’t be so dramatic.
