I’ve taken some really cool drugs and named all 50 states. The music isn’t on but I can hear music… From the tv. The tv talks and sings and lights up, it really is better than a book.
Jurassic park followed by a show about painting, but I’ve eaten all my chocolate and I hate anything that’s racist. If it’s on TV and it’s racism, or intellectual, I think of something better to do. I wondered about Buddhism today, it sounds tight.
I was gonna call my ex girlfriend up tonight and tell her I miss her and that her b**** look great in her new Facebook pic, but I know the best part of her… Her feet.
They’re so s***. Size 5 and s*** as hell. We had s** once and she wore these amazing black and red high heels in bed, pretty k****.
But then I wonder if it’s because I’m yellow that I’m always thirsty? I sell many types of things in my job, but my satisfaction comes only from buying.
I sold my chair to sit on the floor, but sold my floor to buy a chair, but sold my chair to buy a floor, but sold my floor to buy wolves.
If you’re still reading this, come on over, I could use some company. I’m lonely but very good at activities.
