Was at this river yesterday with a friend drinking and smoking and he said he had a small d*** and his gf was always lying to him and going out with other guys when he was at work. I asked him to show me and he said no, cuz he felt bad about it. I told him not to be ashamed and showed him a pic of my d*** hard at an angle that made it look really small, and he felt better and said “Ok.” And then he pulled it out. He has a thick d***, and I said “I’ve seen smaller! Don’t even think you’re small.” And he got happy and then we jumped in the river and swam naked wresting until he got a b**** and he tried to kiss me.