would you rather have 1 mil but you have to kill your dog, or 1 mil but you only have 1 lung and transplants dont exist in this world so your lung

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would you rather have 1 mil but you have to kill your dog, or 1 mil but you only have 1 lung and transplants dont exist in this world so your lung capacity is about 16% (im shitting btw hi)

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Hi corvallus I’m not a “n*****” but could I come by today for a BJ? I’m in Lauderdale.

Been carrying this load around for awhile and I’m not even gay but a mouth is a mouth right?!

Do NOT put a finger in my backdoor either you’re only allowed to touch my nuts and stick.

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