My landlord came into my ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE to look at a leaking sink. He fixed it very quickly and then said “maybe you can help me fix something..” and pulled out his big thick Cuban c***. I asked him to wait a moment I grabbed my Backpussy Pack and told him that Corvallus Winslow the best cocksucker and backpussy in Miami was at his service! First I took out 2 wipes and wiped down his Havana Hog and began licking and sucking it greedily. I took a sniff of poppers and let his Cuban missile work it’s way down my throat.

He grabbed my head and demanded satisfaction with his cute accent “S*** IT BEECH! Empty mi huevos beechboy!” as he jackhammered my b**** mouth.

I wasn’t greazed yet so I pulled some astroglide out of my sissy satchel and rubbed my randy ring with it. He got behind me and continued jackhammering. Then a strange thing happened, he pulled out a Cuban sandwich and began eating it, dripping juices all over my back while jackhammering my crapcoochie. Then he shot his load of leche deep inside my shitslit then spun me around and farted in my face.

“Call me the Pedronian from now on” he said, then grabbed my head for a second less powerful fart to my face that smelled very rancid and ripe, just the way I like them.

CORVALLUS