I’ve always wanted to kill myself. Now that world war 3 is approaching I’m happy I may get taken out, so I don’t have to do it myself since I’m such a p****. Speaking of p****, I get none. All I do every day is j******* to all kinds of fucked up p***, play video games, watch MMA, eat junk food, and repeat. I have zero contact with any other humans. I’m on welfare payments. I am too socially awkward to have friends or a girlfriend or to do anything with my life. Please blow me up or something in this war and hurry up.