Ben,

You’re white in a world of racism, and a man in a world of misogyny. I’m neither, yet I’m killing it. A goddess amongst nymphs. A queen amongst drones. A fury amongst fairies. Give me a wad of your masterrace mastersex b******* so I can wipe my a** with it. I know that when the dust settles, I’ll be earning more than you, my kids will be smarter and more people will know my name.

So bring it on, b****.