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“F*** you, look at my cool hat.
I could be you, stat.
I could be anything, anytime,
with the right potion. Invocation: many rhymes
expended in the process.
Compression so fresh, you wonder am I lossless.
Does it cost this too?
Is there any question what I’m willing to do?
Tip the lid off, tilt the flask in hand;
taste like a** but the task is grand.
Been the lastest man picked for the kickball.
Incoordinate: to hit, I miss a brick wall.
That won’t help an unpopular pick.
Take a swig, now I’m captaining s***.
And I’m putting legitimate players on duty
to gather them beauties what thought I had cooties.

Is it one attribute you did not roll?
Is it one bottle in the Bag of Hold?
Is it one goal: to pass the stat check?
To sip the extract, you command the respect.

By the CHA on my character sheet,
yes, I pencil a plus; thus, I deem it discrete
from the inked-in single-digit charm that I got
in initial calculations, weighted and fraught
with compromises (not with surprises).
No shock to the misers of points when I’m leveling up,
that the prizes all go in one cup. (Which one?)
INT increased always and didn’t start low.
Now it got so high, I get to fake the flow
just by figuring out the simulation and enacting.
I get crafty, take a vial’s worth exactly.
Another couple sips, I’m up on top of the world.
Yet another to my lips, the way rhymes get hurled
you’d affix to my person impossible statistic;
a temporary boost, it desists quick.

Yes, you might consider Frontalot an expert in the subject.
Soaking in the potion such a length, I make a subset
of bath-time wrinkles, devote them to this:
amplification of fabulousness.
Take a stab at a dis, note it doesn’t connect.
So buffed, you don’t even need to look up the check.
Just hand the dice over, hang the head low.
Don’t blame it on the Captivation enchantment on the robe.
Boots of Beguiling leave a sparkle where I tread.
+8 Helm of Glamour merely flatters my head.
What I said was: the outfit is ornamental.
It’s incidental. The elixir’s effect is ungentle:
it blends me with confident types.
If I lift a toast to them, am I being polite?
To the kids who arbitrated on the topic of cool:
look at my cool hat and f*** you.” Illbjjb

New Confession

I have always had s** with girls and women . I have great s** with my wife . She is adventurous and will try anything. In the summer we can be driving . This is in England . She will ask me to pull over and stop . To have s** in the car or behind a hedge . We even go dogging . But i was looking round the internet for s***** stimulation . I was wanking . I looked at gay p*** . I was soon having an o***** . Watching a guy sucking his friend . Secretly i wanted to try g****** . I joined a local gay chat group . I entered my description . Being honest . Six foot three and a half . 18 stone . Age mid 30s . I had a few replies . Mostly older men . They didn’t interest me . Then i got a message from a guy who claimed to be 30 . He even sent picture to prove it . He had his own house and like me he is married . His wife had gone on holiday with her friends for 17 days . He had s** with guys when he was younger . I arranged to go to his house . I drove to it . When i arrived i was feeling nervous . Was he really who he said he was . He opened the door . He looked like his picture . He invited me in . We sat and had a coffee . I didn’t know what to say and how to start . He did it for us . After the coffee he went upstairs . When he came down he was naked . When i saw him it gave me an erection . When i stood up he could see my erection in my trousers . He came over to me and unzipped my trousers getting my c*** out . He asked me if i wanted to go upstairs . I knew what he meant . I followed him to the bedroom . Where i undressed . We got on the bed . He was holding my erection . He started to lick it . Then he had it in his mouth . He was giving me a b******* . I lay back and let him do it . With one hand he was touching my balls . He was sucking .He was using his lips and his tongue . He had my c*** deep in his mouth . His lips were at the base of it . He held me there when i was having my o***** . When he took his mouth away . He showed me that he had my c** in his mouth . He swallowed . Then he lay down on his back . I knew what he wanted . Put his c*** in my mouth . I tried to do what he had been doing to me . I was sucking and licking . The i was moving my mouth up and down his c*** . While all the time i was using my tongue . He was telling me . Oh god i am going to c** . He was groaning . I stopped moving my mouth and only used my tongue . He was c****** in my mouth . Now we get together at least once every month . For s** . I keep it secret from my wife .

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