“Faith is all about trusting God to buy you another Ferrari. I know. I own one plus another Ferrari for my wife. Now God is getting me another Ferrari for

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“Faith is all about trusting God to buy you another Ferrari. I know. I own one plus another Ferrari for my wife. Now God is getting me another Ferrari for my daughter.” – Joel Osteen.

-this iz f****** funny LOL

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I ain’t got time to play with crackers like corvallus or backdoor Barry! I want cheeks here and now on my bone but I ain’t paying a dime and I ain’t paying for no damn taco or smoothie some young trickster named Payton made me take him to a damn smoothie shop spent damn $5.85 on some fruit milkshake and he didn’t even give up those lily white cheeks! Should be illegal to tease my bone!!!