When Corvallus was a rookie bottom fresh on the scene everyone loved his “bodacious backsnatch” and wild and wacky style. But like a lot of powerbottom hotshots he got cocky, kept having to go bigger and bigger, and ended up at Cleo’s place taking on 10, 15, 20 and even 25 man trains of African Americans.

There was the a*** warts that took him out for a few months in early 2016 and then the a*** fissure injury he sustained during a 18-man “midnight train to Georgia” romp at Cleo’s.

Nowadays Corvallus shows up at the popular gay bars in Florida expecting the fanfare he once enjoyed but tops say that he’s lost a step or two. “Ever put on a tube sock that you loaned to your Samoan friend?” a man who identified himself as Monster C*** Joc asked rhetorically, “that’s basically Corvallus nowadays”.

“It’s sad” MC Joc remarked before injecting amphetamines into his p****.

–Excerpt from the forthcoming biography “Backsnatch To The Future: The Corvallus Winslow Story”