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I heard Cleo’s is reopening soon and they’ll be renting out handlebar belts to every white patron to better help the black gentlemen more comfortably slam their cheeks. Also on opening night there will be 2X1 MD20/20 shooters and fried chicken poppers in waffle cones with maple syrup. Can anyone confirm?

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