Ooh we’re roleplayimg now? Ok! Bare with me, it’s been like 9 years.

It was 2 o clock on a tuesday afternoon in a small dive bar in southwest el paso. The air was heavy with a thick musk consisting of a mixture of sweaty a** cracks, hard liquor, and vinegar. It was swelteringly hot for a mid-autumn day, easily 95 degrees.

I am a tall skinny man, with just a little bit of toning. Im roughly 6’1 and 175 lbs with hair down to the middle of my back, tied back into a pony tail. I have soft, boyish features, but a strong jaw and a thick neck. Im wearing black jeans and a thon grey cotton t shirt with a joker playong card design on it. I reeked of coconut oil, shea butter, and whiskey.

I sat there, nodding out from the 2 dabs and 3 grams of mushrooms I had taken in my car in the pocket lot. Thats when i felt something tickle the edge of my thigh. I opened my eyes to one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen.

She was a short goth girl, long bright blue hair tied into braids, a bullring in her nise, and several rings in her bottom lip and all over her ears. She was curvy in all the right ways, with perky breasts, scrumptious thighs adorned with black jean shorts and thigh high nylons. She was rocking a Big D and the kids table t-shirt and checkered vans. She had gorgeous green eyes, and she bit her lip, looking coyly into my eyes before she said “EXCUSE ME, I think youre sitting in my seat!”

“Well….” I went to talk, but my voice cracked and my throat croaked from cottonmouth. I cleared throat and took a sip of my whiskey and coke.

“Well..” I said in a much smoother and more buttery tone. “I guess I could move, or you could join me.” I point towards the empty chair at my side.

“I would….” she saidm ” But you just lost the game.”

Ayyyyyyyyy.