Um…I’ve never been into bigger girls, but hot damn! I am in love with you. I guess I can’t even really consider you “bigger” since you’ve really just got a belly on you and some handles.

Here’s the weird thing though – I’ve become strangely attracted to you eating stuff that is bad for you. After thinking about it, I concluded it was probably because of how much you were enjoying yourself, but I’m thinking, “What the hell kind of attraction is that?!”

Anyway, you make me want to swim in your p**** juices all day anyway, so why would “while you’re eating” be any different?