And hat.... I forgot about the hat. Am I wrong? Don't flying monkeys wear Shriners hats or am I thinking about the street monkey on a leash dancing to the

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And hat…. I forgot about the hat. Am I wrong? Don’t flying monkeys wear Shriners hats or am I thinking about the street monkey on a leash dancing to the crank music box of its owner?

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Tbh, I need a fem boy. Massage my feet, clean the apartment, wash my undies, serve me wine, lick my love button.

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Let’s get a few things straight.

Our-Come to our yard sale this weekend!
Are-Are you going grocery shopping tomorrow?
Does-Does the bus stop here at 10?
Dose-I gave my child a dose of cough medicine.

The name Charlie belongs on a boy not a girl. Sounds just as bad as a boy named Sue.

A man is a man,A woman is a woman. A man has a p*nis and a woman has a v*gina. Doesn’t matter what surgery did to change that or what your delusional mind thinks. A man belongs in the mens restroom, A woman belongs in the women’s restroom. Simple as counting 1,2…

Going in a restroom where you don’t belong should result in your azz in prison and a ped*phile deserves the de*th penalty the same as any serial k*ller.

Narcissist are not rare as what is claimed they’re nearly everywhere.