I’m so f****** sick of my wife. Our s** life is so f****** vanilla. There are so many things I want to try but I’ll never be able to because she doesn’t want to. If I ever try to talk about it I just get “I’m not a prude!” thrown at me. Can’t sleep with other women because that’s cheating. Can’t leave her because that means divorce and I lose half my s*** and I don’t get to see my son anymore. Thing is, I don’t want other women. I don’t want to leave her. I want to experience these things with her.