The REAL Clark Hallisey here BKA THE MFING HALLISONIAN! I just came from a hobo camp under the freeway and I saw Corvallus set up in a modified massage chair where his anushole was sticking up with him upside down and a group of hobos derelicts and drug addicts were standing around jacking off into his a*** and being paid $6 per pop. Apparently one hobo said his loads were worth more so he wanted $6 and then the entire team said they wanted $6 too. Collective bargaining I guess.

Corvallus said:

“CONNIVING C*** CONTROLLERS, OK YOU CAN HAVE YOUR $6 BUT DON’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK! EMPTY YOUR HUEVOS COMPLETO IN MY BACKSNATCH!”

In honesty it looked very comical with him talking authoritatively like a school master or policeman while upside down and bottom naked in that weird chair.

He must have handed out over $100 in singles, he was counting really loud and annoyingly the way Jews like him do. ONE. TWO. THREE.

As he left and got into his beat up Nissan Sentra you could see a huge river of j*** coming out of the back of his short shorts.

++++CTH “The Culmer Cockrocker”++++