So the new thing Corvallus is advertising on barebackrt is BBBBJ or “Bare Back Backwards B*******” where Corvallus takes your c*** and s**** it backwards between your legs next to your grundle.

He says in his ad that “this revolutionary new method gives me, your pleasure technician Corvallus, better access to your balls, prostate and backpussy (a******)!”

Corvallus is a sick homo but I’ll give him one thing, he sure is resourceful!

–B****** Balls Brian