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Corvallus licked my a****** like a p**** behind a dumpster at Checkers in Orlando. I had just eaten two bufords and was turtleheading a 48 hour dump I carried on the damn greyhound bus all the way down there. “Greateriffic Greasy Grundle!” Corvallus shouted, whatever da f*** that means.

–MC PC 5000

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