I swear every job you get.. It’s ALWAYS the same.

First day of the job: I love it! The people are nice and I like the work! I’m so thankful I got this job!

Week 2: Uuugh I wish I didn’t have to go to work. I’m tired.

Week 3: I’m pretending to be sick to stay out of work. I just don’t feel like going.

Week 4: I hate the people I work with! They’re all about drama!

Week 5: Oh, my boss is calling? Don’t answer it! And if you do, tell him I’m not here!

And from then on it’s nothing but complain, complain, complain, until you eventually either quit or get fired.