At least I’m not the loser on here who needs to knock a woman intensity chloraform to get some human contact.
I have a fridge full of good pot brownies from 6 months ago. Those weren’t made by me and even after I told her they were too much for my brain, she kept bringing them in.
I go into a place the other day, see a woman I see every 2 days, don’t even know her name she asks me if I want a muffin. I kind of laughed and said sure, not knowing what the hell it meant. Forgot about it. Get out she goes “you want a muffin? Here..” I go “oh you were serious? yeah sure…” I took it and told her I’ll be back, I am just gonna put it in my vehicle and get the last of her stuff. I bring it out, grab the last of the stuff, she’s asks do you want another one? Do you want a coffee? I can make you one? I declined, to me its alright, I was coffeed out I had 2 already. I leave without the paper she signed, I forgot. So I pull away, get to the end of the driveway, realize I forgot the paper, stop, reverse, back up including the reverse “beep, beep, beep, beep”. I get out, her and this other woman are at the door going “they were good eh? You want another one? :)”
Women love me. A few of them get pissed off and complain to my higher ups if someone different goes there and maybe fucks things up. They only want me going there.
Like I said too though then there’s the other ones who like/love me, they know what I like, what turns me on. I won’t ask for it, I don’t pester her for it, but she will randomly post a picture of something that is right up my alley, it’s unassuming because it’s on Instagram or Twitter it’s out there for everyone, but it’s pretty obviously for me. And I like it. I didn’t even need to ask for it. That’s pretty common with me. I appreciate and love them for it too.